English Teacher n Student Jokes

During an English lesson, the teacher notices that Johnny was not paying attention to him.

Teacher: Johnny , join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Johnny: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.

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Two Pronouns - Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher: Johnny, name two pronouns.

Johnny: Who, me?

Teacher: Very good!

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Before and After Marriage - Nice Joke

Before Marriage
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage... Simply read from bottom to top.

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