How was I born

Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and me met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

You got Male !!!!................

Show your report card

Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Exam Failed

Father to Son : padosi ki ladki ko dekh. Who exam main first aai hai.

Son: Us ko he to dekhta tha tabhe to fail hogaya.

Exam Failed

Father to Son : padosi ki ladki ko dekh. Who exam main first aai hai.

Son: Us ko he to dekhta tha tabhe to fail hogaya.