Top Funny Jokes Collections - Best Fun Jokes
1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints" But now they are called.. " IT professionals "
2 ) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
"If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"
3. ) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that, One loves too much, And the other loves too many,
4. ) Employee:
Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!
5. ) Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD ,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
6. ) What is Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams...!
7. ) Useful
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
8.) Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"
Girl: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!
9) After reading the form filled by an applicant..
The employer said: " WE do have an... opening for you...! "
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"
10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don't kill our Employee.... . Leave them to us
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Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Husband's Funny Mail to Wife
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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Saturday, July 5, 2008
Strange Sokcs - Class Room Jokes
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!
Johnny: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.
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Johnny: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.
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